Spa Treatment

I had another stay in the hospital this past week.  It’s become an annual routine that I don’t get colds, nor the flu.  Nope.  I just wind up in the hospital once a year with a high fever, chills, and potential pneumonia.  I’ve started calling these stays my annual “Spa visit”.  I get room service (hospital food), free waxing (IV tape), premium television (hospital cable, which is the same cable I have at home), and great turndown service.